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Love Is Blind Merchandise?!?!

Is anyone else completely in the thrall of Love is Blind this season?? ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐›๐ฌ๐ฆ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ (๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐) ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ˆ ๐ซ๐š๐ง ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐‹๐จ๐ฏ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ก ๐š๐ญ ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค. ๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ: I find myself washing dishes as slowly as possible and folding laundry with precision as I watch the drama unfold […]

Never Have I Ever…

Let’s play Never Have I Ever, clothing edition. Never have I ever: ๐ŸปWorn a comically oversized t-shirt (for fashion purposes) ๐ŸปHad a QR code somewhere on my clothes ๐ŸปThought crop tops are the cutest way to wear athleisure ๐ŸปCovered a laptop in stickers, a bag in patches, or a car in bumper stickers ๐ŸปWorn a […]

Stanley Has Merch?!

Theย Stanley 1913ย brand — famous for their indestructible, trendy mugs — just launched a line of merch and ๐Ÿ‘ it’s ๐Ÿ‘ freakin’ ๐Ÿ‘ fabulous. I want to hate it because of how egregiously obsessed people are with the mugs, but ๐ˆ’๐ฆ ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ก 5 ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ฌ, ๐ง๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ The new line has […]

No More Trash Swag

โ€œYou get what you get and you donโ€™t get upset.โ€ – ๐˜Œ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜จ When youโ€™re printing many copies of the same gift for a team โ€” even if it’s high quality โ€” at least half of the people arenโ€™t getting a gift at all. Theyโ€™re getting something theyโ€™ll give away, donate, shove […]

Let’s End UGLY MERCH.

๐Ÿ‘Š LET’S END UGLY MERCH ๐Ÿ‘Š Close your eyes and imagine the ugliest piece of merch you’ve ever seen.ย For me, it’s a reusable soft lunch box with a big-๐Ÿ‘ pharma logo in bright white letters. Now imagine that there are — literally — THOUSANDS of that item being “gifted” to people at a company or […]

Brand Recognition or Lead Generation?

A friend called me yesterday to bemoan that her client wants to print 1500 stress balls for an upcoming conference ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ™ˆ She knew it was a bad idea but didn’t know what to suggest instead.ย Because a lot of people face this problem, let’s talk about what I recommend! If you have a trade show or […]

Vacation Merch: Yay or Nay?

For me, it’s a yay, yes, absolutely, never miss. This weekend we were in Killington VT for the women’s world cup ski racing (Mikaela Shiffrin fans, where you at ๐Ÿ“ฃ) which was both a delight – unforgettable for me and the kids – and also frigid ๐Ÿฅถ. I bought this fleece-lined gorgeous hat that says […]

Stop Buying Pens

Don’t get us wrong, pens can be great if they are important to your brand. However, if they aren’t, we recommend forgetting them completely. No one pays attention to the branding on pens and even if they do, the pen will soon be forgotten in a cup on someone’s desk or lost in a junk […]

Say No to Matching T-Shirts

Buying the same t-shirt in bulk to give all of your employees is unsustainable and unthoughtful. Think about how often it is that people wear matching t-shirts. Here are some places where itโ€™s cute and appropriate to have a group wear the exact same t-shirt: Basically, you should either be under the age of 10 […]