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The Difference Between Branded Merch People Love vs. Hate

The best branded merch RESONATES.ย ย The worst merch is just crappy corporate logo wear. Yesterday Vin Matano posted that he’s “never seen one B2B company have good swag” and the post has over 300 comments. It’s clearly ruffling some feathers, in his words. ๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ž๐š๐ง ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ง๐๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ก ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ž? ๐Ÿ”‘ It communicates the […]

Why Most Swag Sucks

Here’s why most swag sucks: The people who ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐œ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐š๐  are separate and distinct from the people who ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐š๐ . For the people tasked with ordering the swag: 1) Swag is an annoying part of their work ๐Ÿ™„2) They don’t have a design or fashion background ๐Ÿ‘š3) They aren’t given specific direction by […]

Gift Boxes Are Like Salads

Gift boxes are the salads of corporate gifting. In your salad, you’ve got:๐Ÿฅ— ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ง๐˜ง: your protein or fancy add-on๐Ÿฅ— ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ง๐˜ง ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ’๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ: iceberg lettuce or skinny carrot slices๐Ÿฅ— ๐˜š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ด: in my case, raisins or a spicy seed In the case of a gift box, you’ve […]

You Should Be Willing to Pay People to Wear Your Merch

The benefits of employees and fans wearing your merch are so huge that ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐›๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ฉ๐š๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ง๐๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ก. This is radical because most people’s first thought with branded merchandise is cost and whether they’ll see any profit. Let’s flip this around; here are two of the more obvious […]

Love Is Blind Merchandise?!?!

Is anyone else completely in the thrall of Love is Blind this season?? ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐›๐ฌ๐ฆ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ (๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐) ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ˆ ๐ซ๐š๐ง ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐‹๐จ๐ฏ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ก ๐š๐ญ ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค. ๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ: I find myself washing dishes as slowly as possible and folding laundry with precision as I watch the drama unfold […]

Never Have I Ever…

Let’s play Never Have I Ever, clothing edition. Never have I ever: ๐ŸปWorn a comically oversized t-shirt (for fashion purposes) ๐ŸปHad a QR code somewhere on my clothes ๐ŸปThought crop tops are the cutest way to wear athleisure ๐ŸปCovered a laptop in stickers, a bag in patches, or a car in bumper stickers ๐ŸปWorn a […]

Stanley Has Merch?!

Theย Stanley 1913ย brand — famous for their indestructible, trendy mugs — just launched a line of merch and ๐Ÿ‘ it’s ๐Ÿ‘ freakin’ ๐Ÿ‘ fabulous. I want to hate it because of how egregiously obsessed people are with the mugs, but ๐ˆ’๐ฆ ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐ž๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ก 5 ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ฌ, ๐ง๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ The new line has […]

No More Trash Swag

โ€œYou get what you get and you donโ€™t get upset.โ€ – ๐˜Œ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜จ When youโ€™re printing many copies of the same gift for a team โ€” even if it’s high quality โ€” at least half of the people arenโ€™t getting a gift at all. Theyโ€™re getting something theyโ€™ll give away, donate, shove […]

Let’s End UGLY MERCH.

๐Ÿ‘Š LET’S END UGLY MERCH ๐Ÿ‘Š Close your eyes and imagine the ugliest piece of merch you’ve ever seen.ย For me, it’s a reusable soft lunch box with a big-๐Ÿ‘ pharma logo in bright white letters. Now imagine that there are — literally — THOUSANDS of that item being “gifted” to people at a company or […]