The best branded merch RESONATES.ย ย The worst merch is just crappy corporate logo wear. Yesterday Vin Matano posted that he’s “never seen one B2B company have good swag” and the post has over 300 comments. It’s clearly ruffling some feathers, in his words. ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐จ๐๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ง ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐๐ก ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐๐ญ๐? ๐ It communicates the […]
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Why Most Swag Sucks
Here’s why most swag sucks: The people who ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐๐ are separate and distinct from the people who ๐จ๐ซ๐๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐๐ . For the people tasked with ordering the swag: 1) Swag is an annoying part of their work ๐2) They don’t have a design or fashion background ๐3) They aren’t given specific direction by […]
Gift Boxes Are Like Salads
Gift boxes are the salads of corporate gifting. In your salad, you’ve got:๐ฅ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ง๐ง: your protein or fancy add-on๐ฅ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ถ๐ง๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏ’๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ช๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ๐ธ๐ข๐บ: iceberg lettuce or skinny carrot slices๐ฅ ๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ด๐ฐ๐ญ๐ถ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐บ ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด: in my case, raisins or a spicy seed In the case of a gift box, you’ve […]
You Should Be Willing to Pay People to Wear Your Merch
The benefits of employees and fans wearing your merch are so huge that ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ฉ๐๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ฐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐๐ก. This is radical because most people’s first thought with branded merchandise is cost and whether they’ll see any profit. Let’s flip this around; here are two of the more obvious […]
Love Is Blind Merchandise?!?!
Is anyone else completely in the thrall of Love is Blind this season?? ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐๐ฌ๐ฆ๐๐๐ค๐๐ (๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐๐) ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐๐ก ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ค. ๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ด๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ: I find myself washing dishes as slowly as possible and folding laundry with precision as I watch the drama unfold […]
Never Have I Ever…
Let’s play Never Have I Ever, clothing edition. Never have I ever: ๐ปWorn a comically oversized t-shirt (for fashion purposes) ๐ปHad a QR code somewhere on my clothes ๐ปThought crop tops are the cutest way to wear athleisure ๐ปCovered a laptop in stickers, a bag in patches, or a car in bumper stickers ๐ปWorn a […]
The World Needs More Joy… with Merch
One of my biggest fears in running this business is that merch is trivial and I’m wasting everyone’s time. ๐ซฃ I probably have this thought once a month. Anyone else here ever feel the same about their field? I don’t want to BS you with some girl-power speech about how merch is actually super important. […]
Stanley Has Merch?!
Theย Stanley 1913ย brand — famous for their indestructible, trendy mugs — just launched a line of merch and ๐ it’s ๐ freakin’ ๐ fabulous. I want to hate it because of how egregiously obsessed people are with the mugs, but ๐’๐ฆ ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐๐ก 5 ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ, ๐ง๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐๐ฌ ๐ฎ The new line has […]
No More Trash Swag
โYou get what you get and you donโt get upset.โ – ๐๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐จ๐ช๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ด๐ธ๐ข๐จ When youโre printing many copies of the same gift for a team โ even if it’s high quality โ at least half of the people arenโt getting a gift at all. Theyโre getting something theyโll give away, donate, shove […]
Let’s End UGLY MERCH.
๐ LET’S END UGLY MERCH ๐ Close your eyes and imagine the ugliest piece of merch you’ve ever seen.ย For me, it’s a reusable soft lunch box with a big-๐ pharma logo in bright white letters. Now imagine that there are — literally — THOUSANDS of that item being “gifted” to people at a company or […]