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It’s 2026. Why Does Most Branded Merchandise Still Feel Like 1994?

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert It’s 2026, and yet somehow a lot of branded merchandise still feels like it was designed, ordered, and distributed in 1994. That’s a problem—because merch hasn’t meaningfully evolved in decades, but the rest of us absolutely have. Today, we can order almost anything we want […]

Our Merch Rulebook, Rule #49: If It Feels Like a Uniform, It’s Wrong

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert Here’s a rule we stand by when it comes to branded merchandise: If it feels like a uniform, it’s wrong. Great branded merch should feel chosen, not assigned. The moment your swag starts looking like a required outfit instead of a personal favorite, engagement drops. […]

Amanda’s Swag Court Is Now in Session: The Case Against Branded Stress Balls

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert Order in the court. Today’s case is one we’ve all seen before—lurking in desk drawers, trade show totes, and onboarding kits everywhere. 🚨 The Crime Branded stress balls.Yes. Still. And let’s be precise here. The classic foam stress balls? Absolute trash. The squishy gel ones? […]

Most Companies Do Swag Exactly Backwards

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert Most companies think they’re doing swag the right way… and accidentally end up creating the exact kind of branded merch people quietly avoid wearing. Not because the intention is bad.But because the approach is backwards. If your company swag feels like a requirement instead of […]

Syrup Sneakers Are Real (And the Merch Lesson Is Even Realer)

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert Yes. Syrup shoes exist. Denny’s leaned all the way in with Sticky Kicks—limited-edition sneakers with real maple syrup sealed inside them. Not syrup-inspired. Not syrup-colored. Actual syrup. In the shoe. The drop was tied to National Maple Syrup Day, sold exclusively online, and disappeared fast […]

Inside Our Merch Lab: Happie

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert Happie makes plant-based wellness products designed to help people feel genuinely good in real life—no pressure, no perfection, no weird vibes. So when it came time to create branded merchandise for trade shows and team events, we knew the merch had to feel exactly like […]