By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

If your branded hoodie has the energy of a desert planet… it’s time to awaken the force.

At its best, branded merchandise isn’t just stuff—it’s a story. The kind of swag that sparks reactions, fuels conversations, and maybe even causes a playful lightsaber duel over the last custom bucket hat.

We believe branded merch should always deliver moments like that:
✨ Sustainably made
✨ Tastefully designed
✨ Worthy of the rebellion

Because let’s be real—boring swag leads to the dark side (aka the donation bin).

Why Branded Merch Can Be a New Hope

Your company’s swag is more than a logo on fabric—it’s a reflection of your brand identity. When designed with intention, branded merchandise becomes a connection point, a memory trigger, and sometimes even a cult favorite.

Think about the difference between a hoodie that sits forgotten at the back of the closet versus one that people wear until it’s threadbare. The second one? That’s not just merch—it’s marketing magic.

Building Merch That Feels Galactic

At [Your Company Name], we help brands create swag that’s strong with the force:

• Design-forward branded apparel that people actually wear
• Sustainable swag options that align with eco-conscious values
• Unique, limited-edition drops that spark buzz and FOMO

When your branded merch has energy, it doesn’t just represent your company—it builds community, strengthens loyalty, and lives on long after the event or campaign.

Awaken the Force in Your Swag Strategy

Every branded merch collection has its own story. The question is: will yours be forgettable, or will it feel like the start of a rebellion?

Good merch is a new hope—an opportunity to surprise and delight, whether it’s a tastefully designed hoodie, a sustainably made tote, or an unexpected statement piece that gets people talking.

Final Word

Need help bringing balance to the swag force? We’re here to create custom branded merch that turns everyday items into galactic experiences.

✨ DM me a hello if you’re ready to build something unforgettable.
✨ And drop a comment: which emoji should represent Star Wars swag? (We’re still waiting on that lightsaber one…)

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

Branded merchandise is more than a logo slapped on a water bottle or t-shirt. It’s a statement. Sometimes it whispers “Baby Spice.” Sometimes it screams “Scary.” And sometimes it lands exactly where you want it—on vibe, on brand, and in heavy rotation.

If what you really, really want is swag that:
🔥 Feels custom
🔥 Doesn’t get ghosted
🔥 Delivers vibe, not filler

—you’re in the right place.

Why Branded Merch Matters

When done well, branded merchandise builds emotional connections, sparks conversations, and keeps your brand top of mind. No one wants another throwaway pen or scratchy tee at the bottom of the drawer. They want merch that feels intentional, stylish, and actually worth using.

That’s where design-forward, sustainably-made swag comes in. Choosing branded merch that people wear, use, and talk about turns one-time giveaways into long-term brand touchpoints.

Every Merch Drop Has a Personality

Think of your branded merch like the Spice Girls—each piece tells a story, carries an energy, and connects with different audiences.

• Baby Spice: Playful, soft, and approachable.
• Scary Spice: Bold, loud, and unforgettable.
• Sporty Spice: Practical, functional, and active.
• Posh Spice: Elevated, sleek, and sophisticated.
• Ginger Spice: Fun, colorful, and impossible to ignore.

The right swag strategy balances function with flair. What’s your merch personality?

Building Branded Merch That Gets Remembered

We specialize in helping companies create swag that doesn’t collect dust. From sustainably produced apparel to design-driven desk essentials, every item is chosen to reflect your brand’s values and voice.

• Custom designs that feel exclusive, not generic
• Eco-friendly options that align with sustainability goals
• High-quality pieces that get worn, not tossed

When your branded merchandise gets used every day, it becomes a walking (or sipping, or note-taking) advertisement for your brand.

What’s Your Spice Girl Energy?

Every merch drop tells a story. Some brands lean Sporty Spice with performance wear and sleek accessories. Others go full Posh Spice with elevated, minimalist pieces that feel more like luxury goods than swag.

👟 I’m Sporty Spice every day of the week—but I deeply respect a Posh Spice slay.

The question is: what’s your merch energy?

Final Word

Branded merch isn’t just stuff. It’s a strategy. When your swag is custom, sustainable, and thoughtfully designed, it transforms from filler into a brand amplifier.

Ready to bring your Spice Girl energy to your next merch drop? Let’s make it unforgettable.

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

Fried clam soap. Ice cream lamps. A robe in full HoJo orange.

This 100-year merch drop is retro branding at its finest. It doesn’t just celebrate a milestone—it makes you feel it. Like striped towels on the motel lawn. Like a roadside burger stop on the way to somewhere better.

The collection is packed with:

🧡 Loud colors and throwback fonts
🧡 Smartly kitschy giveaways
🧡 Merch that sparks conversation (and Instagrams)

That’s how you use branded merch to turn a centennial into a moment:

💥 Make it wearable
💥 Make it nostalgic
💥 Make it giveaway-worthy

It’s not just a look back. It’s a re-entry into the cultural canon.

Why it works:
Because great merch doesn’t just mark time.
It transports you.

So here’s your reminder: your company anniversary isn’t a date—it’s a creative opportunity. A chance to tell your brand’s story in texture, tone, and Technicolor.

And maybe even inspire a robe or two in your signature shade.

What’s your weirdest hotel memory? When’s the last time you stayed in one?

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

The best branded merch doesn’t feel like an ad. It feels like a conversation starter.

That’s the philosophy behind everything we create in our swag design lab—merch that sparks curiosity, builds community, and makes people proud to wear your message.

A Vibe Check in Wearable Form

Take this project for Nicole Groman, a registered dietitian with a mission: ditch toxic food rules, reconnect with what nourishes, and create spaces for meaningful connection.

Her branded tee reads:

“Only accepting good vibes and diet free chat.”

It’s not just a catchy phrase—it’s her brand mission in wearable form. By turning her values into custom apparel, she created merchandise that feels more like a movement than a marketing tool.

Why Mission-Driven Swag Wins

Too often, company swag relies on logos alone. And while visibility matters, it’s not what makes merch memorable.

The most powerful promotional products go deeper. They:

• Communicate values – When someone wears your message, they’re saying, “I believe this too.”
• Create community – A shared tee, tote, or hat becomes a badge of belonging.
• Spark conversations – Swag that feels authentic makes people ask, “Where’d you get that?”

This is how you turn a T-shirt into a story—and a logo into loyalty.

Steal This Move

Want branded merch that people actually wear (and love)?

Here’s the secret: make merch that speaks your mission louder than your logo ever could.

When your fans wear your shared values on their sleeve—literally—your brand becomes something they claim, share, and stand behind.

That’s what makes memorable swag. And that’s our favorite part of every project: helping brands turn values into something tangible, giftable, and unforgettable.

What’s Your “No Thanks” Tee?

Nicole’s tee says no to diet culture. What would yours say?

Think about what your brand stands against—and what you stand for. That’s where the magic begins.

Because in the end, the best branded merchandise isn’t just swag. It’s your mission, in motion.

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

Let’s play a game.

Think about the pile of branded pens scattered around your house. Can you name even one company on them?

Crickets? Thought so.

You might use that pen daily. You might even love the way it writes. But the brand behind it? Total blank.

That’s the difference between branded noise and real brand connection.

Why Most Company Swag Fails

Too often, companies hand out cheap branded merch—pens, stress balls, keychains—that end up in the junk drawer. Sure, they’re “useful.” But they don’t spark loyalty. They don’t inspire a second thought about the brand.

Branded giveaways that lack intention quickly fade into the background. And worse—they waste marketing dollars without building relationships.

The Merch People Actually Keep

Now think about the branded T-shirt you wear every week.

The custom tote bag by your door.

The branded hat your friend keeps “borrowing.”

You remember those brands.

Why? Because they designed with values, not just logos. They created branded merch that earned a place in your everyday life—not just a spot in your desk clutter.

What Makes Swag Memorable

Here’s the truth: useful is fine, but memorable is better.

Memorable branded merchandise is:

• Quality-driven – A soft hoodie beats a scratchy T-shirt every time.
• On-trend – Items that align with lifestyle, not just corporate identity.
• Aligned with brand values – Eco-friendly totes, sustainable water bottles, or tech gadgets that reflect a company’s mission.
• Conversation-worthy – The kind of swag that makes people say, “Where’d you get that?”

When done right, branded merch transforms from a freebie into a piece of your brand story.

How to Upgrade Your Swag Strategy

If you want your promotional products to stand out, start by asking:

• Will this item enhance someone’s daily routine?
• Does it reflect our brand’s values and personality?
• Is it something people would actually want to wear, use, or gift?

That’s the key to creating fan-worthy swag that sparks loyalty and makes your brand unforgettable.

Ready to Ditch Boring Giveaways?

The next time you’re planning branded merch, skip the forgettable pens and stress balls. Instead, invest in custom swag that people actually love—and watch your brand recognition grow.

So tell me: what’s the last piece of branded merch you actually loved?👇

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

I hit play on K-Pop Demon Hunters already rolling my eyes, convinced I’d hate it.

It was ridiculous…

…and I loved it. 🤣
(Especially the popcorn eyes. IYKYK.)

No A-list actors. No massive ad budget. Just three demon-hunting K-pop stars—and a fandom that turned it into Netflix’s most-watched English-language movie ever. 😱

A Masterclass in Pull Marketing

Here’s why this campy, chaotic movie blew up: the fans did the heavy lifting.

• Fans made the memes
• Fans moved the merch (yes, there’s ramen and Funko dolls)
• Fans turned a weird little movie into a global moment

That’s not push marketing—it’s pure pull.

The Lesson for Your Swag Strategy

Here’s the takeaway: let your merch feel like fan art.

The best branded merchandise isn’t about what you want to say.
It’s about what your fans, customers, or employees already love.

When swag taps into a belief, a joke, or a vibe your people already share, magic happens.

They’ll:

• Wear it proudly
• Gift it to friends
• Hoard it like a collectible

Not because it’s branded… but because it feels like theirs.

Why This Works

Most corporate swag fails because it’s designed around the company, not the community.

But when branded merch channels the energy of fan culture, it becomes:

• Shareable → People want to post it, not hide it
• Relatable → It reflects their identity, not just your logo
• Sticky → It lives on far beyond the trade show or launch party

This is how you turn swag from throwaway giveaways into lasting brand touchpoints.

Final Thought

So, have you watched K-Pop Demon Hunters yet?
Or are you still wrapping your head around the idea of a demon-fighting K-pop girl group? 👀

Because if it can turn ramen and Funko dolls into fandom gold, imagine what the right branded merch strategy could do for your business.

👉 Want help creating swag that feels like fan art instead of a forced promo? At Go To Market – Anti-Boring Branded Merchandise, we design merch your people actually want to wear, use, and share.

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

The best branded merch doesn’t feel like marketing. It turns a customer into a walking billboard—without it ever feeling like an ad.

That’s the magic we aim for in our merch lab. And today’s spotlight? A tote that’s pure brand energy.

Vibe Check: Sol Squeeze Mixers LLC Tote

This tote bag is Sol Squeeze Mixers LLC in bag form—bright, bold, and built for wherever the day takes you.

If you’re a fan of their mixers, this tote is the sidekick you didn’t know you needed for every shopping trip, market run, or beach day.

Why People Grab It First

🔥 Pop Factor: Black canvas makes the neon gator impossible to ignore.
🔥 Self-Expression: Even if someone’s never sipped a Sol Squeeze, they’ll want a piece of this brand’s fun, playful vibe.
🔥 Versatility: From a farmer’s market haul to a laptop bag to poolside essentials—it all fits.

This is the kind of swag that gets used on repeat, not shoved in the back of a closet.

Steal This Move for Your Brand

The takeaway? Make merch that feels like part of your customer’s identity.

When people buy swag because it feels like them, you don’t just hand out branded merchandise—you create a movement. Your customers become your biggest brand ambassadors without you even asking.

Why It Matters

In 2025, boring swag is out. Anti-boring branded merch is in.

This tote proves that branded merchandise can do more than advertise—it can delight, inspire, and connect. When swag is designed with personality, it becomes a conversation starter and a lifestyle accessory.

This tote? It’s my new personality, and I’m not sorry. 🤩

Your Turn

What do you think—would you use it?
And more importantly, what’s the piece of swag you reach for first, every single time?

👉 Ready to create branded merch that slaps just as hard? At Go To Market – Anti-Boring Branded Merchandise, we help brands design swag people love to wear, use, and show off.

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

“It looks like you’re trying to launch swag… 📎”

If Clippy had thoughts on branded merch in 2025, he’d point his little bendy body straight to print-on-demand merchandise.

And honestly? He’d be right.

Here’s why you should listen to the world’s most over-eager office supply:

📎 No Inventory = No Guessing Games

With print-on-demand swag, you don’t have to gamble on bulk orders. No more guessing sizes, styles, or quantities. You simply produce what’s purchased—nothing more, nothing less.

📎 Sustainable Merch Without the Landfill Guilt

Traditional branded merchandise often means leftover boxes of swag no one wants. With on-demand production, there’s no waste and no sad pile of unused t-shirts headed to the dumpster.

📎 Fast Delivery, Anywhere in the World

Whether your employees are in Brooklyn or Bangkok, on-demand swag ships directly to them—no middleman, no swag closet, no stress.

📎 Unlimited Creativity

Print-on-demand merch lets you experiment. Drop a new tee design, add a limited-edition tote, or update your branding in real time. Swag should be fun, not a logistical nightmare.

Why This Matters for Your Brand

At Go To Market – Anti-Boring Branded Merchandise, we ditched swag closets (and talking paperclips). Instead, we help brands create wearable, lovable merch that sparks conversations, reduces waste, and actually gets used.

Swag isn’t just stuff—it’s storytelling. And print-on-demand is the future of how brands tell that story.

One Last Question

I want to ask about your experience with Clippy, but that’s just an age reveal. So instead, let me ask this:

👉 If Clippy had a LinkedIn, what would he post about? (And how hard would he try to sell you? 🤣)

Ready to upgrade your merch strategy?
Let’s make branded swag that Clippy would be proud of.

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

Everyone’s trying to stand out at trade shows with ring lights, wireless chargers, and tech gadgets.

But let’s be honest: no one ever said, “I want to hire this company because of their USB splitter.”

That’s because the job of branded merch isn’t to be a clever giveaway. It’s to be a conversation starter.

Swag as a Story, Not Just a Giveaway

When you hand out branded merchandise, it shouldn’t feel like a throwaway trinket. The right piece of swag sparks curiosity, showcases your brand personality, and leaves people wanting to know more.

Imagine:

• Your brand message printed on a water bottle someone uses daily
• Your company’s personality captured on a tote bag that turns heads
• A tee that makes someone stop and ask, “Wait—what do you do?”

That’s what gets remembered long after the trade show ends.

Forget the Gimmicks

USB splitters. Wireless chargers. Stress balls.

These items usually end up in one of three places: shoved in a drawer, regifted, or tossed in the trash.

Instead of chasing the next gimmick, focus on swag that tells your story.

When branded merchandise reflects your company’s values, humor, or vibe, it doesn’t just take up space—it makes an impression.

Swag That Works

The best branded merch isn’t about cost, size, or tech specs. It’s about connection.

Great trade show swag should:

• Spark a conversation (“Where’d you get that?”)
• Feel useful or delightful (so it’s actually kept)
• Carry your brand message beyond the booth

Your Turn

So tell me: when someone gives you a wireless charger at a trade show—do you throw it out, shove it in a drawer, or actually use it?

(I have an ancient iPhone 13 mini that doesn’t do wireless, so for me it’s 🗑️ all the way.)

👉 If you’re ready to stop handing out gimmicks and start creating branded merch that sparks conversations, let’s chat. At Go To Market – Anti-Boring Branded Merchandise, we help companies design swag people actually want.

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

The new Krispy Kreme x Crocs, Inc. collab is donut-core perfection. 🍩

Think jelly-glazed clogs, frosting-drip detailing, and sprinkle Jibbitz that look good enough to eat.

It’s fun. It’s wild. And it’s exactly what branded merch should be.

Designed to delight.

Why Bold Swag Works

You don’t need a cult food following or millions of fans to go bold with branded merchandise. What you do need:

• A clear brand message
• A little creative courage
• A willingness to have fun with your swag

The Krispy Kreme x Crocs collab works because it’s more than just shoes. It’s an edible-feeling story—packaged as wearable merch.

Swag Is Storytelling

Too many companies think swag = “stuff with a logo.” But the best branded swag goes way beyond that.

Swag is:

• A chance to tell your story
• A way to connect with fans, customers, or employees
• A physical reminder of your brand’s vibe

In this case? The story tastes like sugar. Sweet, colorful, and impossible to ignore.

Takeaway for Your Brand

You don’t have to release donut clogs (though… how fun would that be?). But you can take a lesson from Krispy Kreme and Crocs:

• Make merch memorable. Don’t settle for boring basics.
• Lean into your brand personality. Quirky, bold, or joyful? Let your swag show it.
• Create merch people actually want to wear or use. That’s the magic of branded merchandise done right.

Your Turn

Would you wear donut clogs? Drop a 🍩 in the comments if you’re into it.
(For me it’s a 🍩Y🍩E🍩S🍩 🎉)

Because swag isn’t just stuff—it’s storytelling.

👉 Looking to create branded merch that delights instead of collects dust? At Go To Market – Anti-Boring Branded Merchandise, we help brands design on-demand swag that tells a story.