By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert
My love language?
Getting texts about bad merch.
And wow, do people deliver.

šļø Sad piles of broken conference pens
š„ Branded frisbees melting at field day
š āhashtag#badmerchā pics straight from the group chat
Because letās be honest: ugly swag is universal.
It fills tables, clutters closets, and ends up in landfills.
It doesnāt spark joy.
It doesnāt start conversations.
And worst of allāit doesnāt do anything for your brand.
Branded Swag Should Never Be an Afterthought
If youāre investing in custom merchandise, your swag should work for you. It should show off your brand personality, start meaningful conversations, and make people actually want to keep it (and use it).
But most corporate giveaways miss the mark.
Theyāre generic. Cheap. Forgettable.
The kind of stuff that screams āFREEā pile at a garage sale.
And if your branded merch isnāt making a strong, memorable impressionāitās not doing its job.
What Great Swag Actually Looks Like
Smart branded merch is:
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Useful
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On-brand
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Conversation-starting
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Designed for real humans (not just your marketing checklist)
Whether youāre prepping for a product launch, a trade show, or your next team retreatāyour merch should represent your brand at its absolute best.
Because when swag is good, itās not just something you hand outāitās something people talk about.
Seen Some Cringe-Worthy Swag Lately?
Iām building a collection.
Send me your worst: the swag fails, the tragic tote bags, the āwho-approved-this?ā pens.
I want it all.
Because fixing bad merch?
Thatās my favorite kind of love story.
Need help turning your swag from skip to standout?
Letās talk. Because your brand deserves better.








