Our Merch Rulebook, Rule #49: If It Feels Like a Uniform, It’s Wrong

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

Here’s a rule we stand by when it comes to branded merchandise:

If it feels like a uniform, it’s wrong.

Great branded merch should feel chosen, not assigned.

The moment your swag starts looking like a required outfit instead of a personal favorite, engagement drops. People will accept it. They might even say thank you. And then it will quietly live at the bottom of a drawer—never worn, never used, never loved.

The Problem With “Uniform Energy” in Branded Merchandise

Uniform energy is about control.
It says: This is what you will wear to represent us.

That mindset is one of the fastest ways to turn branded apparel into wasted budget.

When companies treat branded merchandise like a uniform, they remove the most important ingredient: choice. And without choice, there’s no emotional buy-in.

Why Choice Matters in Promotional Products

Great branded merchandise is about choice, not compliance.

When someone chooses a piece for themselves—because it fits their style, comfort level, and lifestyle—they’re opting in. That opt-in moment is what transforms a standard hoodie into a favorite hoodie, and branded apparel into something people actually want to wear in public.

Choice is what creates:

  • Authentic brand advocacy
  • Longer product lifespan
  • Stronger emotional connection

And that’s the real goal of effective promotional products.

Branded Apparel Should Fit People, Not Override Them

Your swag should leave room for personal style and preference. That might look like:

  • Multiple colorways
  • Different fits or silhouettes
  • A mix of subtle and bold branding options

Branded merchandise works best when it complements someone’s identity—not when it tries to replace it.

If your merch requires a mental negotiation (“When would I ever wear this?”), it’s already lost.

The Takeaway

Merch should feel like a yes, not an obligation.

The best branded merchandise doesn’t demand representation—it earns it. When people choose your swag willingly, they carry your brand further, longer, and more authentically than any forced uniform ever could.

If it feels assigned, rethink it.
If it feels chosen, you’re doing it right.