By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

Your branded merchandise is like a Tamagotchi.
If no one touches it, it dies. 💀

For anyone who missed the 90s craze—Tamagotchis were tiny digital pets you had to feed, play with, and care for. Ignore them, and… well, they didn’t make it.

Your company swag works the same way.

Generic Swag = Dead on Arrival

When merch lacks heart, it doesn’t stand a chance.

☠️ No personality
☠️ No love
☠️ Dead in a drawer

Too many promotional products end up forgotten because they were designed to please everyone instead of connecting with someone.

The fix? Create custom branded merch with taste, timing, and truth—something that captures your brand’s energy and invites people to engage with it.

Great Merch Thrives When People Care

When your corporate swag feels personal, people keep it alive.
They carry it. They wear it. They show it off.

That’s when your merchandise stops being a marketing expense and starts being a brand experience.

Think of it like feeding your Tamagotchi—every time someone uses your merch, your brand earns a little more love (and a lot more visibility).

Keep Your Swag Alive

Make your branded merchandise something people actually want to interact with:
💥 A hoodie that sparks compliments.
💥 A tote that tells a story.
💥 A sticker that makes someone smile.

Because when your swag feels alive, your brand does too.

Just for Fun: Name Your Brand’s Tamagotchi 🐣

So, what would you name your brand’s Tamagotchi?

Pick one (or add your own):

• Swaggie
• Logo-chan
• Pixel Pete
• Drip Jr.
• Lil Logo
• Promo Sapiens

Mine’s named Merchie, obviously. 😎

The Takeaway

Branded merch isn’t about slapping a logo on stuff—it’s about creating something that connects, delights, and lasts.

Feed it with creativity.
Care for it with strategy.
Watch it thrive in the wild.

Because good swag doesn’t die—it lives in the hands (and hearts) of your biggest fans.