By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

Some merch choices deserve to get banished to the Upside Down.

You know the ones:
bulk orders, size guessing, and the eternal pile of XXL sad boys haunting your storage closet like a cursed artifact.

And yet… brands keep doing it.

So today, we’re talking about the real merch monsters — the branded merchandise mistakes that drain budgets, waste inventory, and turn “company swag” into clutter.

And then we’ll get to the plot twist: print-on-demand branded merch, the modern fix that makes your swag program smarter, leaner, and way less haunted.

The Real Monsters: Merch Mistakes That Shouldn’t Exist in 2026

If brands had to confess their merch sins, the list would be brutal.

✅ Merch Sin #1: Pretending everyone is a medium

This is how you end up with:

• a mountain of leftovers
• awkward exchanges
• and teammates quietly accepting the wrong size because it’s easier

Size guessing is the #1 cause of wasted branded apparel.

✅ Merch Sin #2: Ordering 500 hoodies to hit a price break… when you only need 200

Sure, the “per-unit cost” looks better… on paper.

But the real cost?

• dead inventory
• storage space
• shipping
• outdated designs
• and money tied up in boxes you’ll never open

Over-ordering is one of the most expensive mistakes in corporate swag.

✅ Merch Sin #3: Letting swag live rent-free in a storage closet

This one is brutal because it sneaks up on you.

Swag closets become graveyards for:

• old campaigns
• extra event merch
• “just-in-case” sizes
• random promotional products no one wants
• dated logo versions

And eventually someone asks:
“Wait… why do we have 84 mugs from 2019?”

Why Bulk Swag Ordering Feels Like a Budget Jump Scare

Bulk ordering used to be the only option, but now it often creates a cycle of:

📦 big purchase → big delivery → big regret

Every time a delivery truck slows down near your building, it’s a budgeting horror movie.

Because you already know what’s inside:
more merch than you need… and none of it in the right size.

Enter the Plot Twist: Print-On-Demand Branded Merchandise

Print-on-demand is the plot twist no one saw coming — and once you use it, you’ll wonder why you ever did merch any other way.

Instead of ordering piles of swag upfront, print-on-demand company merch is produced only when it’s actually needed.

That means:

✅ No waste
✅ No sad leftovers
✅ No storage closet haunting
✅ No guessing sizes
✅ No massive bulk order just to “save money”

Just good-looking pieces, made on purpose.

Why Print-On-Demand Swag Is a Game-Changer for Brands

1) It reduces waste in your merch program

Bulk ordering creates waste because it assumes demand.

Print-on-demand responds to real demand.
That makes it one of the most sustainable options for branded merchandise and promotional products.

2) It fixes the size problem forever

No more “everyone’s a medium.”
No more “we ran out of smalls.”
No more “do you think XL is too big for Jamie?”

People order what fits them — and actually wear it.

3) It protects your budget

Instead of a massive line item that hits once a quarter, print-on-demand lets you scale spend based on actual needs.

That means predictable costs, fewer surprises, and no inventory risk.

4) Your branded apparel stays fresh

Logos update. Campaigns change. Teams evolve.

Print-on-demand makes it easier to:

• rotate designs
• drop limited-run merch
• test new swag ideas
• avoid being stuck with last season’s branding

“But We Need Swag for Events!”

Totally fair — events can still require bulk ordering.

But here’s the smarter play:

Use hybrid merch strategy:

• bulk for predictable needs (big conferences, large launches)
• print-on-demand for everything else (onboarding kits, client gifts, employee swag, remote teams, surprise drops)

This creates a swag program that’s both efficient and exciting — without the inventory nightmare.

The Best Branded Merchandise Doesn’t Lurk

Here’s the truth:

Merch only works when it gets used.

If your swag is sitting in boxes, it’s not marketing.
It’s storage.

Print-on-demand helps you create premium company swag that actually lands:

• it fits
• it arrives when needed
• it’s intentional
• and it doesn’t haunt your closet

The Final Word: Merch That Even Vecna Couldn’t Take Down

It’s the one thing even Vecna couldn’t destroy:

Branded merchandise that lands, fits, and doesn’t haunt your storage closet.

No waste.
No leftovers.
No jump scares.

Just custom branded apparel and promotional products that people actually want.