Author: Amanda Hofman

Your Merch Should Feel Like a T-Shirt Cannon at a Pep Rally

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert Let’s get one thing straight: Your branded merch shouldn’t whisper. It should roar. It should feel like a T-shirt cannon at a pep rally—Not like, “Hey, we made you a pen.”Not like, “Here’s a stress ball you’ll lose in your bag.” We’re talking: 𝐓-𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭. 𝐆𝐮𝐧. […]

How to Stay Top of Mind in a World of Distraction: The Power of Branded Merch People Actually Love

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert As a business owner, your number one job is simple (but not easy): Stay top of mind. But in reality, you’re not just competing with other brands. You’re up against: So how do you break through the noise? Make Your Branded Merch Unmissable If you’re […]

Guess How Much I Hate This Mug: A Tragic Team Swag Tale

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert “Guess how much I hate this mug,” said the employee.“This much,” her coworker replied, pointing to the office sink—overflowing with sad, unused company swag. It was cheap.It was ugly.The logo was off-center. And worst of all?It was completely forgettable. Why Bad Swag Hurts Your Brand […]

Why Swag Without Strategy Is Just… Stuff

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert Just like owning a treadmill doesn’t automatically make you fit, owning a box of branded merch doesn’t magically build your brand. Yes, swag can be fun. But branded merchandise without strategy? That’s just stuff in a sad box. To actually drive ROI, grow brand awareness, […]

The Very Hungry Brand Manager: A Cautionary Tale of Swag Burnout

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert If you’ve ever felt like your week is just one long merch request after another—you’re not alone. Inspired by The Very Hungry Caterpillar, this is the story of every brand manager buried under endless swag demands. It starts innocently enough… but quickly turns into full-blown […]

No Samples, No Apologies: What Morgenstern’s Can Teach Us About Branded Merch

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert New Yorkers aren’t rude—we’re just efficient. (If you were hoping for small talk, you should’ve flown to Ohio.) That’s the kind of unapologetic attitude that defines great branding and Morgenstern’s Finest Ice Cream gets it. This beloved NYC ice cream shop has never offered samples. […]