If Clippy Ran Your 2025 Swag Strategy

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

“It looks like you’re trying to launch swag… 📎”

If Clippy had thoughts on branded merch in 2025, he’d point his little bendy body straight to print-on-demand merchandise.

And honestly? He’d be right.

Here’s why you should listen to the world’s most over-eager office supply:

📎 No Inventory = No Guessing Games

With print-on-demand swag, you don’t have to gamble on bulk orders. No more guessing sizes, styles, or quantities. You simply produce what’s purchased—nothing more, nothing less.

📎 Sustainable Merch Without the Landfill Guilt

Traditional branded merchandise often means leftover boxes of swag no one wants. With on-demand production, there’s no waste and no sad pile of unused t-shirts headed to the dumpster.

📎 Fast Delivery, Anywhere in the World

Whether your employees are in Brooklyn or Bangkok, on-demand swag ships directly to them—no middleman, no swag closet, no stress.

📎 Unlimited Creativity

Print-on-demand merch lets you experiment. Drop a new tee design, add a limited-edition tote, or update your branding in real time. Swag should be fun, not a logistical nightmare.

Why This Matters for Your Brand

At Go To Market – Anti-Boring Branded Merchandise, we ditched swag closets (and talking paperclips). Instead, we help brands create wearable, lovable merch that sparks conversations, reduces waste, and actually gets used.

Swag isn’t just stuff—it’s storytelling. And print-on-demand is the future of how brands tell that story.

One Last Question

I want to ask about your experience with Clippy, but that’s just an age reveal. So instead, let me ask this:

👉 If Clippy had a LinkedIn, what would he post about? (And how hard would he try to sell you? 🤣)

Ready to upgrade your merch strategy?
Let’s make branded swag that Clippy would be proud of.