What Smoked Fish Can Teach You About Branded Merchandise

By Amanda Hofman, Chief Swag Officer and Branded Merchandise Expert

What does a love poem to smoked fish ๐ŸŸ have to do with branded merchandise Everythingโ€”if youโ€™re Zabarโ€™s.

The iconic Manhattan grocery store just dropped a limited-edition T-shirt for their 75th anniversary. Itโ€™s simple, nostalgic, and hyper-specific. And itโ€™s paired with a delightfully oddball poem that reads:

๐˜ˆ๐˜ค๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ก๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ณโ€™๐˜ด
๐˜š๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ
๐˜š-๐˜”-๐˜–-๐˜’-๐˜-๐˜•-๐˜Ž
๐˜๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฉ,
๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ด,
๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด 75 ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜•๐˜  ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด

Itโ€™s the kind of branded swag that actually sells outโ€”not because it screams LOGO, but because it whispers legacy.

Why This Tee Works: Identity Over Advertising

This is the perfect example of what good branded merchandise should do:

โœ… Celebrate your brand story
โœ… Align with customer identity
โœ… Create something people want to wear

This shirt says:

โ€œI know where to get the good bagels.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m a real New Yorker.โ€
โ€œIโ€™ve been shopping here since before you were born.โ€

It taps into something deeper than brandingโ€”it taps into belonging.

Great Swag Is Personal, Not Promotional

The best custom merch isnโ€™t just a walking billboard. Itโ€™s a souvenir. A status symbol. A conversation starter.

Branded merchandise strategy is about more than slapping your logo on a shirt. Itโ€™s about asking:

  • What story does this tell?
  • Who will this resonate with?
  • Would someone wear this twice?

Zabarโ€™s didnโ€™t make a shirt that said โ€œZabarโ€™s.โ€
They made a shirt that said, โ€œYouโ€™re one of us.โ€

Thatโ€™s the magic.

Make Merch That Makes People Feel Something

Whether youโ€™re a startup or a legacy brand, the lesson is clear:
Your company swag should make your audience feel seen.
Custom branded merch works best when it aligns with:

  • Identity
  • Taste
  • Nostalgia
  • Shared experiences

Itโ€™s not just about what youโ€™re sellingโ€”itโ€™s about what it means.

Would you wear a grocery store tee?